American Apparel | Women's Styles | Maternity = Horror!

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For sometime now I have found American Apparel to be absolutely horrifying. They seem to be a brand contrived and designed to be sold only to tarty 14 year olds. Those too young to know what Studio 54 was. But when I saw their maternity wear line, I almost died. I didn't know that while pregnant you should want to look like you're ready to snort cocaine off cuban heal wearing dandies. Let alone wear leg warmers to do the hustle on a floor that lights up different colours.

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Completely Barking Mad is a little place where I like to throw around my opinions and generally unload. Since everything I write about tends to be a little mad, I am happy to hold the title of Mad Scientist. There's nothing revolutionary going on here. I simply blog about what I observe, what pops into my head, and remarks I hear made. Crazy diatribes come cheap and easy here.

When not kvetching I work full-time as an instructor with a community college, which provides me with tons of time off to watch DVR'ed shows from HGTV. I live in a small town, with a very big church that is the best sign post to give to bewildered urbanite friends who venture out to visit us. And by venture out I mean, ask us if we can get toilet paper locally, marvel at the quaintness of our surroundings and question our sanity.

When not working, my husband vainly tries to drag me away from HGTV to hike, or boat, or just get out and smell the fresh air. I am so happy he let's me bring my iPhone. It's lonely in the great outdoors without Twitter.

So get completely barking mad, and enjoy your stay.

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