When Humps Go Bad

For those of you who don't know, I teach at my local College. Because of this I get to interact with a very unique species of homo sapien - young men (18-21). And sometime this makes for the most bizzarre things. Like the other day as I was walking to one of my classes and I over heard one say to his friend that his 'humps' were sore. What?!?!...His...HUMPS?

Now while I can understand the glory that are Fergie's humps, I am almost certain when she minted this word in her song 'My Humps' she was expressly talking about WOMEN's humps. To have a man say his humps where sore is such a Brokeback Mountain moment! All I know is that this trend must be stopped, so use a firm hand and don't stray from the course.