Monday, October 23, 2006

Why Every Woman Needs a Cabana Boy

I think that Cabana Boys should be on a mandatory gift list. When you become a woman, boom, you get a Cabana Boy. Your grandmother buys you one, or your girl friends pitch in for your birthday. It is sort of like getting a string of pearls. Every girl needs a string of pearls.

There should be Cabana Boy training programs to meet this demand. Online articles about how to choose the right one for your lifestyle. Used ones available on eBay. You might even be able to rent one for special occasions. Or for really bad days.

Buying a Cabana Boy, however, would be a very personal choice. One size would not fit all. Though, I think we can put them into two broad groups. The kind that married women want, and the ones single women want. While both should always be clad in gold lame shorts, both will not offer the same specialized services.

The break down would be something like: married women get Cabana Boys that could style their hair while exclaiming, 'mhhh hmmm, girl, I thought she looked like trash too!' On the other hand single women would get Cabana Boys where talking is optional.

Married women will want a Cabana Boy they can show off to their friends, but who won't embarrass them. Enthusiastic hand kissing, racy language, knowing how to shot beer, I think we can say these are skills that are not required. While single women want a flashy Cabana Boy that their best friends will throw themselves shamelessly at. Advances that he will resist, while at the same time shaking up a wickedly dry martini. He is a one woman Cabana Boy after all.

But these thoughts are just a starting point. I am sure there are many other qualities you would want in a Cabana Boy. Lay them on me sisters.

14 comments:

Jennie said...

hmmm this is an interesting idea and I am inclined to agree.... I wonder what my husband would say if I acquired one of my own?!

Margarita said...

I want a Cabana Boy! And not only must he be able to discuss hair and makeup, he must keep up to date on Battlestar Gallactica too!

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Tasha said...

Well, they certainly need to be handy! Dressed in barely there wardrobe while cooking, cleaning and raking leaves. I also require certain other more personal tasks. So I think I would have to request girth!

techpixie said...

I have been saying for years that I want a cabana boy!!! But I don't know where or how to get one. This would be the perfect solution. ;)

Anonymous said...

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Therese-A-Saurus said...

My friend and I are taking applications for cabana boys. I love this!

Heidi Schempp Fournier said...

Hey Therese,

Let me know how it goes. There could be a business venture there! ;-)

Mel said...

I was thinking of importing my cabana boy, I believe he falls under the au pair guidelines!!

Anonymous said...

My husband IS my Cabana Boy and it works wonderfully! He loves doing the personal chores I ask of him and I love the services, massages and foot rubs, drinks by the pool, and especially the personal services he provides!! He is also well taken care of and often receives the services of his "Senora" in return.

Anonymous said...

ur just dumb. all guys shout get women that are faithful and can keep their perverted fantacies off the computer go masturbate and get off the web.

Michele said...

I've always wanted a Cabana boy, especially on those days when I'm too exhausted to lift a finger. It would be nice to have someone at my beck and call, and it wouldn't hurt if he's nice on the eyes. Enjoyed your blog.

Anonymous said...

Isnt a call boy the same thing!as long as they make you feel good nothing alse matters.i sooo want one.

Anonymous said...

Our female fantasies r oh so innocent compared to d fantasies of u male bullfrogs who think u alone r entitled to feelings and needs!kiss our collective asses!u must b one UGLY SONOFABITCH anyway!Definately not CABANA BOY MATERIAL!NEXT!!!!!!!