It has been horribly frigid over the last few days. By frigid I don't mean how you feel when your husband tells you his mother is a better cook. I mean the kind where you get to draw scenes of people farting on each other on your window panes.Now, for many years I have heard people go on about how great winter is. You get to ski, toboggan, lick metal rods which don't want to the amour to stop. But me, I don't know how to say this, think that this belief is simply the final stages of Ukraine alcohol psychosis. Winter, in a word, SUCKS. I don't want to shovel. I don't want to make snowmen. Mostly I don't want to wear bulky, yet warm clothes, that make me look like the snake in Harry Potter.
If winter were so great, people would not go on Caribbean vacations. How often have you heard someone say, 'i just long for a snow storm.'
1 comment:
It's so true! In the middle of the summer who goes on a winter getaway to siberia so they can bundle up to freeze their butts off. I hate active winter people. IT's too much effort. Even getting dressed to go out to the car is too much. and then when you get inside you spend forever disrobing, and it's not even sexy.
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