Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Door Wars

KEY:
Rebel Forces = Mark
Empire = Evil Winter Draft /Tracking in Mud and Snow
Deathstar = The Doors in our House
Princess Leia = Me
Spaceship = Our House

In the neighbourhood I live in....
In a time, like, well, now
It is a period of civil war. Rebel forces, have won their first victory against the evil Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, which has enough power to destroy an entire planet. And yet, doesn't have a lock that works properly, or a casement that doesn't leak.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home to her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy. And yet she knows that when she exits her spaceship using one door, which once locked can't be unlocked again with her key, she won't be able to re-enter using it. Because that would, like, make WAY too much sense. Instead, she will need to use the original door she had always used, but is being forced to abandon due to the Rebel forces continued worries over the Empire and their plans for the floor of our kitchen.

So today we continue the sad saga of the Door War.

2 comments:

muffy said...

I can not stress this enough, you are a geek, Princess Leia never wore a bra under that white robe. If you start doin' that we are going to have a problem. However, Mark does remind me of Darth Vador leader of the rebel forces lol.

Anonymous said...

Three things
1. I am not the one who kicked the door in because "jiggling the key" was too much work

2. I am, point in fact, the guy who has to mop up the kitchen because "someone" has boots that track in a god awful amount of mud/dirt

3. Muffy, I can sense the conflict within you, come to the dark side of the force.