Monday, March 03, 2008

Such a Good Wife

I am such a good wife that I promised Mark I would look after supper for him the other night.

*ring*

'Pizza 73!'

'Hi, yes, can you send a dozen wings to 123 Baker Street?'

'What flavour?'

"I don't know, 2 of each?'

'Sorry, it has to be 10 or more.'

'Fine, hot. Can I pay with my credit card? It's for my husband, but I am surprising him.'

'We don't normally do that.'

'What, take money?'

'No, allow someone to pay for food who is not there to receive it.'

'But my husband will be there.'

'But he is not ordering it.'

'Ok, just to make sure the Rum hasn't damaged my hearing. You won't allow me to pay for the wings I am ordering for delivery with my credit card?'

'The card holder needs to be there to sign.'

'Pizza Hut thanks you for your outstanding customer service.'

*click*

1 comment:

Bina said...

I've ordered pizza from Pizza Hut and Papa Johns for my boys to be delivered in Nashville and San Diego. I always tell them "I'm the mom, but I live in Clarksville, TN". They say as long it's okay for them to sign my name to the card, they don't have a problem with it.

Totally strange someone gave you the runaround.