Thursday, May 10, 2007

Nancy Drew, 5 Reasons Your Mom, Sister, Wife, & Daughter Want to be Her

Shaggy and Scooby wish they could attract mysteries like Nancy does. Where ever she goes there is sure to be an unsolved case, a sudden disappearance, or valuable objects stolen. And luckily, for the town Sheriff or local Police Department, she works cheap, doesn’t require a flack jacket or a dental plan.

Academically speaking, boys wish they were this smart. They might have built tree houses, but Nancy could always find a hidden room, secret passage way, or underground tunnel. Which are all way cooler than sitting in a rickety room precariously strung among a few branches.

Ok, so she is kind of nerdy. Burping, table top dancing, and tractor pulls will never be on her top 5 list of things to do. But are they on anybodies?

In the middle of a mystery you can count on her to be cool and confident. Diffuse a bomb? Conduct a forensic investigation? Face it, if you date this girl she will know where you are every second of the day. So look, but don’t touch.

Besides which, Nancy loves to play with numbers, crunch, crunch. Codes? Done it. Safes? Old hat. Finding a date for prom? A girl can’t have everything.

This post is part of Probloggers Group Writing Project.


Anonymous said...

Don't forget that Nancy has two great best-girl-friends - Tess and George. They were great sidekicks. Then there was that handsome boyfriend, Ned. We all know that Ned will end up being a successful lawyer and politican. He's the type to be senator WITHOUT pulling a Lewinsky! What a catch!

Anonymous said...

AND she was thin...yeah she had it all! :)