Yes, He Did

Most people don't believe me when I tell them how funny my husband is. I have seriously been considering starting a series on Twitter called: Mark says. Just to catalogue all the strange and hilarious things he says. Most people don't get to hear this high quality material. Mostly, because he seems to save all his best stuff for me. Or maybe after being married for ten years he just knows that I am destined to be the right person to talk to about his entrepreneurial ideas for ear wax. Case in point, yesterday over lunch we were watching the trailer for Hamlet 2. Which looks like it is going to be this years, 'OMG, I am going to hell for laughing at that!' movie. The premise is quite simple, failed actor becomes teacher, writes play to try to save Drama Department that evil School Board wants to axe. Voilia. Except for some reason Hamlet 2 has Jesus in it. And it's a Musical. Which includes the song, soon to be on everyone's lips: Rock Me Sexy Jesus. I mean if you are going to get rocked, why not go with Jesus. Forget Queen. Go for the Almighty.

So while I am chuckling at this song and making Mark lunch he says to me,'I have a theory.' And since most of his theory's centre on Hillary Clinton, I was all ears. 'I think Jesus may have been a Zombie.' And since my atheist, horror movie hating husband had managed to connect those two topics in his mind based on a song called Rock Me Sexy Jesus, I did what anyone else would do. I laughed so hard that he stalked out of the kitchen.

I swear this is a completely TRUE story. Scout's honour.